Seymour the Duck arrived to Texas. After a short ride, Seymour arrived at the beach in Port Aransas, Mustang Island; a beautiful afternoon on the sand. Wait - a friend?
This looked promising. "Guys, c'mon, would anyone play with me?"
"Hey, yellow guy," said this small lady, "would you like to go out tonight, I'll show you around!"
October 7th...
"But... you said last night that you were interested in a long-term relationship?!"
Oh, well...
" Texas beach in October, can't beat that. Better than someplace north."
"I guess I'll just people-watch for the remainder of my TX stay..."
